The Outlandish Optimist

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

(via peacein-waves)

fallontonight:

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fallontonight:

It’s Friday night and it’s almost showtime! Time to party! 

Follow our Twitter to be a part of the LIVE TWEET fun. 

Don’t forget to use #FallonTonight to join the conversation! 

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via seedy)

bebinn:

becauseiamawoman:

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bebinn:

becauseiamawoman:

(via Plan B One-Step™ Consumer: Save $10)

Dear follows, I post this every couple of months so if you need Plan B, you can get it. Here is a $10 off coupon. Remember that at Planned Parenthood (in MA at least), its only $26 to start with!

Reblog to let your followers get it too!

If your regular birth control fails (or you didn’t use it, for whatever reason), emergency contraception is here to save the day!

(via so-not-that-cool)

effyeahnerdfighters:

saphira2017:

My local tj maxx had a nerdfighter cup for sale

The universe is weird.

effyeahnerdfighters:

saphira2017:

My local tj maxx had a nerdfighter cup for sale

The universe is weird.

(via edwardspoonhands)

thisisbully:

zenec:


meanwhile in Brazil


lmfaooooo this was the end

im logging out

thisisbully:

zenec:

meanwhile in Brazil

lmfaooooo this was the end

im logging out

(via sanscrete)

humorprince:

why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you

(via fake-mermaid)

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

(Source: ggaga, via fake-mermaid)